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WE DON'T DO CLOUD.

Localized intelligence. No handshakes. No corporate bullshit.

[ ABOUT FLUID FORTUNE ]

Fluid Fortune is an independent forge dedicated to building local-first software. We operate under the Clark Beddows Protocol: all compute stays on your machine, you own your data, and there are no gatekeepers.

We build tools for the era of private intelligence. If it requires a subscription or an API key, we don't make it.

[ CURRENT PROJECTS ]

THE PHANTOM

v0.1.0-alpha

A local AI assistant that runs entirely on your own hardware. No API keys. No data leaving your machine. You talk to it through a web browser, but the intelligence lives in your RAM.

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TROJAN HORSE

IN DEVELOPMENT

The universal deployment wrapper. A framework that turns local AI and web-based interfaces into native, installable applications across macOS, Windows, Linux, Android, and iOS.

Public GIT to follow. For examples of how Trojan Horse works in practice right now, check out the platform builds inside The Phantom repository.

[ TECH, LIES & VIDEOTAPE ]

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We do not provide free technical support for open-source releases. The code is the documentation.

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